Say what you will, Valentine’s Day is the only day of the year when:
- Black satin lingerie doesn’t look over-dressed for a Wednesday night at home.
- Four strange men in straw boaters and candy-striped vests are paid by someone who likes you to approach you in public and sing “Let Me Call You Sweetheart” in four-part harmony.
- An anonymous note in your mailbox won’t absolutely creep you out…
- If you’re alone, you can indulge in a no-holds-barred total pathetic binge of snuffling, wallowing, whining self-pity — and no one has the right to get on your case about it or exhort you to “cheer up, it can’t be as bad as all that!”
- Chocolate, for one brief shining moment, has zero calories!
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