I’d probably do the bubble bath thing with James Dean… you know, if he weren’t dead.
And I’d definitely share my scented soap with sexy-evil pirate Captain Hook… you know, if he weren’t just a character from fiction.
Gene Simmons or Bill Clinton in my tub?
Not so much.
This whole question comes up because I’ve just stumbled across Celebrity Ducks, where everyone from the Blues Brothers to Pope John Paul II turns up as a rubber ducky — even the divine Betty Boop!
If your bath time is less entertaining than it once was, $11.99 will get your favourite celebrity or storybook character to bob about in the bubbles. A bargain! Just add candles and an appropriate soundtrack.
Do I need to get out more?
Ah, my dear Diva, you *know* you’ve really got to listen when those Elvis voices start echoing in your head!
I was in Tampa last week and I saw those CelebriDucks at a gift boutique! They are so adorable – didn’t see the Pope duck but I did see the Elvis duck and that was just too cute. Ironically (or perhaps not) we had just had dinner at Stumps Supper Club and the house band was playing Elvis’ songs. I guess that should have been a sign for me to buy at least one Elvis Duck.