If someone on your “social obligations” Christmas gift list has a little girl… and that little girl is a fan of Hannah Montana… but, truth be told, you really don’t like her parents all that much… here’s the perfect (slightly evil) gift.
For about ten bucks, you can pick up a singing Hannah Montana collector doll.
She comes with a snazzy outfit that the kid can put on and take off her until it falls apart, a doll display stand that someone’s bound to step on, and a delightfully tacky Hannah Montana “keepsake” in a convincing gift box.
Apparently, batteries actually are included, too!
But don’t let that fool you — this toy has genuine potential to ruin a parent’s holiday.
Because the Hannah Montana doll only knows one tune — she’ll sing Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree until every adult in the house wants to smash the doll with a case of Tylenol bottles.
How perfect is that?
Delight the child.
Annoy the parents.
And most likely get yourself off the hook for giving anything to that particular family next year!
Really, it’s the next best thing to giving the kid a drum kit for Christmas…