(No, not golf clubs.)

Listen up, guys. Want to score big points with the Goddess who bore your children (knowing full well that you’ll never in a hundred years make it up to her for seventeen hours of labour, dammit!) when Mother’s Day rolls around?

t-shirt says My Wife is a Hot Mom Instead of running madly through the mall at the last minute, grabbing a thumb-printed Mother’s Day card —

(and you know you’ll never in a hundred year make it up to her for seventeen hours of labour, dammit!)

Do plan ahead
(allowing 2 weeks for delivery) —

Order up a fine jersey T-shirt for yourself from the women who know a thing or two about keeping the heat in a long-term relationship.

Put it on, take your beloved for a romantic stroll (preferably in a crowded public place), and walk tall and proud.

You’ll be golden.

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  1. domestika

    You just know it wasn’t a woman who set up the calendar of holidays, Pam!

  2. Pam

    Love it, love it, love it! Too bad Father’s Day doesn’t come first. I could get one of these for Dad and call it a joint gift : ).

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