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bacon

“More bacon insanity!” crows a recent note from the gadget-loving DJ.
Typically man-like, he claims to be pining for a Wake ‘n’ Bacon alarm clock.
Never mind a blaring buzzer in your sleepy ear, or even the questionably less-jarring sounds of morning radio, this wake-up call will cook your breakfast as it wafts you [...]

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Just when you thought it was all over, at last… the bacon obsession is back!
(You can blame Diane for this… again.)

High Society Bacon
Be the envy of some when you sport the original Uncle Oinker’s bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo ($99.95 at McPhee.com).
The bacon tuxedo is cunningly tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric to smell [...]

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“Want me to knit you a bacon scarf?” Diane asked, and unwittingly launched my search for arts and crafts with a bacon theme. She said she could probably “fake up” a pattern. Thinking back, I’m not entirely sure whether she planned to knit it from the actual fatty meat product. In which case, er, [...]

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