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Brass Monkey Freeze Indicator statue

Look, Ma – it’s a genuine Brass Monkey Freeze Indicator! Made of gleaming solid brass, this monkey stands six inches tall and comes with the necessary “anatomically correct” parts to test the winter weather. How fast it works depends on how cold it is… [read more]

When it’s cold enough outside to freeze, um, a brass monkey, sometimes all a girl wants to do is stoke up that fireplace and cosy up to a Significant Other with a snifter o’ cognac. But what if the fire won’t start, or keeps dying out? Way to kill a romantic mood! How to Re-Kindle a Dying Fire? …Just Put… [read more]