Be still, my heart –
and never mind all the glamorous dangling crystals of your conventional high-toned chandeliers.

I have a sudden desperate yearning to dine beneath a glowing octopus.

This nautical beauty (“Dixie LaRue in Green”) is just one of a series of octopus chandliers by Adam Wallacavage.

It was originally spotted at the Jonathan Levine gallery online by the wistful yokiddo.

And dammit, it’s been sold.