Just when you thought it was all over, at last… the bacon obsession is back!
(You can blame Diane for this… again.)
High Society Bacon
Be the envy of some when you sport the original Uncle Oinker’s bacon-scented bacon print tuxedo ($99.95 at McPhee.com).
The bacon tuxedo is cunningly tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric to smell “just like bacon sizzling in the pan” and comes in four sizes.
Dry clean only, of course — heaven knows what this could do to your washing machine!
Archie McPhee’s your one-stop shop for bacon-related dental hygiene items, too, to make sure you’re ready for a big night out among the most snobby of carnivores. Grab bacon-flavoured toothpicks, bacon mints, and even (new!) bacon dental floss. Slip on a fashionable unisex bracelet as the finishing touch, and you’re dressed up to sizzle!
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p.s. Ack! How did I manage to miss this tidbit?? You think you’re a bacon lover? Well, Kathy Frederick eats fake bacon dog treats — and not even on a dare, or for money!
That suit is the epitome of style. Somewhere.