(No, not golf clubs.)
Listen up, guys. Want to score big points with the Goddess who bore your children (knowing full well that you’ll never in a hundred years make it up to her for seventeen hours of labour, dammit!) when Mother’s Day rolls around?
(and you know you’ll never in a hundred year make it up to her for seventeen hours of labour, dammit!)
Do plan ahead
(allowing 2 weeks for delivery) —
Order up a fine jersey T-shirt for yourself from the women who know a thing or two about keeping the heat in a long-term relationship.
Put it on, take your beloved for a romantic stroll (preferably in a crowded public place), and walk tall and proud.
You’ll be golden.